[not so] happy anniversary

there is just no logical reason a single girl (of almost 2 years) should wake up on a sunny saturday morning to a "happy anniversary" text. theres just no logical reason. because there was no logical reason for it to be sent in the first place. all bogusly hypothetical situations aside, it just doesnt make a damn bit of sense. and i need it to make sense.

the asshole couldnt remember our anniversary for the 4+ years we were together. you mean to tell me his trusty iphone alarm reminding him of the most important day of his calendar year was on the fritz all this time and due to a freak of cell phone nature occurrence, just decided to spring to life now? go fuck yourself. 

i made the executive - and quite mature, if i do say so - decision to refrain from heavy boozing after receiving said text. good move, considering there was obviously a followup message. cmon now, people, check your pulse and make sure youre breathing. you know what it says... "blah blah im sorry blah blah i was drunk blah blah i got sad and was just missing you" aka shutup. because until i woke up to that disaster of a text, i didnt even remember the damn date. and i wouldnt have. if youre a teacher, or work in a school, you know that dates only count from monday to friday. you only know what damn day it is because you have to change it on the board every morning so the first 25 smiling faces you see dont say "you forgot to change the daaaate" before they remember to wish you a good morning. seeing as it was saturday, i would have survived the entire day/weekend without realizing i had dodged the bullet of yet another un-anniversary. so thanks for that, d.

as you can see, i am dealing with this all very well.