because its just [too good] not to post.

so i cleaned out my childhood room for the first time since, well apparently high school. and i found something that i literally will never forgive myself for if anything happens to it. this post is for a very small group of girls in the whole entire world. h, i hope this makes your monday just a little bit better. its long as all hell. some names had to be changed. and it will make sense to no one but you girls. but it had to be done. long live the tokens. 

you know the world's coming to an end when. . .

atrov has heaven is a place on earth as her ringer. cd quits best buy. jimmy and sam rail. claribelle m runs for student council. dani's date wears a pink and maroon tux. kf lives. ap lost ten pounds. dooge eyes and lil lizzy are togeth. you invite tp to your grad party. "your mothers a whore". djB is bipolar. you to go pcv every weekend. et likes chris "coke/nikki/subs/wolfy". you sit at the party wawa for 45 mins. you go to seanb's house both nights of the weekend. you see joe dunf at harry potters house. ss/yanks is online. the hab twins were in newfield. ian beats beautiful kate for executive board. ns gets her tongue pierced with dlonzi and has braces at 40. people say cd has to ask you out by june 20. you know the words to loml song.  you have loml clothing from everyone.  li gets his nose broken. scarty and tlarson rail. fadi z says hi to you in the hall. otrain makes you a heart with your names in the middle. tols has "strike threeeee im out" on the away and youre home. you havent been to pcv in three weeks. you start listening to lfo again. tp has more friends than you. nb's lefty is roast beef. nb still gets shlopped. bruno calls your cell and asks for louie. mitlo mango didnt cry in lunch today. jloc didnt smell like bo. jproc shaves her hairline on her head. djB has one personality for a day. frankA "teeth/im the realest rapper" tells you you look like danalutz. votech gets to vote for student council like they even count as people. you can pack more people in the back of a white civic than boobie cook can fit in his van. deuce rolls deep.  you see chaz "i stole your pizza" at mattyg's. dooge eyes is OFF parole. dooge myes tries to spike his hair. el is out on medical leave for drug rehab. abeh and his small american head thinks youre beautiful like you really care what he thinks. li has a goatee. sr and mitlo railed. mb and sb's friends hang out. dooge leo slices his hand in half and almost ends up like j "fingers" van. susan max speaks spanish. someone puts a preg test in your mailbox. carlh is your only friend in gym class. toma stops stalking you (oh wait not possible). you have a dooge myes and son sweaty at your house. you rail him in the sweaty at your house. hector writes love letters to mwilx. liz "mom works at wawa" asks bubby for your screen name so she can verbally assault you for god knows what this time. tols goes to the gym because he thinks hes gona get big. wolfy and lazy e clue online. nfav sweats the living hell out of you. you steal every living schal thing. tbect was at your house. bcope's hair is longer than yours. you see brydel at a party. pj is having a party tonight and youre not going (tankkkk). you f'ing wana jump out the window. you yell at tcastro in the party wawa parking lot. lbi drew prob has more boyfriends than you. wayne and manny stop calling your cell phone. kgun has a beepbeep. cmot rails sw (all three of her) and the rest of schalick. your hair looks like tittybatts. heathernreed is on your buddylist. yahoodaisaiahroach is a real person. mo mo gun used to coach you in cheerleading and then her brother sweats you for yeaaaas. you get tipsy n roll deep wherever you go. the gosh's gets sold. the d's used cars sign gets thrown out. you havent slept over tomey's in months. ns, mc, and jo show up to troms beach house. dani hung out with khab last night. muzz spelled y-e-s. hh drove drunk. jimmy hit muzz up on her cell. samH im'ed booty brit. pg asked if he was "too black". muzz told her mom f'u. hh went to kguns twice in one night. we stole bubc's two dollars and sold it back to him for the mali. joshD lived outside of school. jt and kate talked on the phone for an hour. muzz tried to run away. dblock is in our yearbook. bubby schal imed kate. his sn is naviwit20s. we all slept in a double bed in hols scary basement. dani did her first ever cruci. we learned how to spell and use cluddy. we realized everyone in the nation is named bub. ming had cashmoney songs on his away message. hol said "holy canoli khab". khab stalks your pics and sees you in the ears hoodie and asks for it back.  cd told muzz "why dont you be justin timberlake and cry me a river" like it aint his song. fulg videoed herself railing. people got b'ed in db's kitchen. jsoup asked kf to go to kguns with him. gallo doesnt go psycho. son left the longest voicemail ever. dooge myes confessed the love of holly. cmot gets girls. triton kates outfit and teeth live. we have more than two friends. kgun dont care that you hang out with jimmy. jimmy dont care that you hang out with kgun. what happened in the cabin didnt stay in the cabin. anyone says "oh shit son 11". gallos the normal one of us all. ss/yanks asked jesst to tell muzz what up. all the tokens were at wcuholla. one of djB's personalities bought the alcy like wayne and manny. when mikes hard cran peaces out hollys purse and the nexty like whoa. when kgun tells koose hes "happy for her and boshizzle". when amy "soccer mom/ming minus the ming" is moving into pcv with booty brit and blond brit. you havent hooked up with a pcv boy in yeaaas. cd and br have matching beamers. mt buys j to the flo roses for vday. there is no fab5 anymore. the 152 isnt really the 152. bmac is on her death bed. gallo's white kid was at the club. deuce got arrested. hh is the biggest stalker ever. koose wore a parrot bay shirt to wcu. muzz and hh spent vday at the pcv. son leaves you drunk messages. cj "not 48" has a party. kf went there like she was cool. we tried to write a remix to welcome to atlanta (where the tokens play). gallos getting rid of emmanuel "manny" gallo. tp was on house arrest. everyone in buena has prob been arrested at least once. kgun hung out with d eyes. dspez and vo. toma rushes crow. jflo gets with some kid named russell. people name their kids russell these days. stort has your beepbeep and actually hits you up. hil gets with ry "only the strong survive but im fat" curc. muzz almost beats the shit out of sbred because god forbid anyone is friends with dooge myes. gallo gets two whole cups of beer thrown in her face. gator buys jimmy "hey i get with no one and didnt almost go to jails" jimmy. dani reunites it with ears. koose quotes lew on the away message. dmyes and deyes are going to daytona beach togeth. deyes is getting a nextelllll. seanites parents are in mexico. tp and gn chop the head off a goose. hh never hits up rr on the beepbeep. jsar answers rr's beepbeep. dmyes wants hols cell number. dooge eyes is stalking muzz. koose actually has a bf. momanns asks you if 1 is an odd number and 2 is an even number. when cm is doing a somersault in the news paper. when li's away message says "with the playaz club". lr's away says "lynne anne - now tuned into the mother f greatest". you know the world is coming to an end when there's nothing like [token love] .